~You’re So Vain

Originally posted 12 July 2017


Participate in a fantasy sports league and win


Originally posted 03 January 2017

Unfinished Business: Untitled 6

I’m not sure how good or bad it really is that there’s parts of this story that are somehow blocked from my memory. But I can tell you that I’m not gonna strain myself with trying to piece together the broken fragments. I’ll just give you what I can immediately recall and leave it at…

Unfinished Business: Winning

I play the lottery about once ever three to four months, whenever I randomly pass a Powerball billboard and the number on the sign makes me do a double take. I know, I know, the chances of me winning are about as good as the chances of me being at the beach during a sharknado….

Unfinished Business: Untitled 5

I’m going to talk about dating for these next couple of posts because all-in-all my dating life (minus my long-term relationships) thus far has been… Laughable. Not because I have a couple drafts that I want to clear out, oh no, not that at all… On today’s episode of “most embarrassing things that I am…

Unfinished Business: Untitled 4

You all are a part of the first graduating class of students that were born after the day that the big one fell. As odd as it is going to be to hear, I almost wish you were there to see it. It was so surreal. President James came on t.v. to reassure everyone. I’m…

Unfinished Business: Cuffing Season

I actually have a rule against starting a relationship during “Cuffing Season”. It makes no sense to me. It’s just as weird for me to expect to receive a gift for Christmas as it is for me give one to someone that I’ve just started dating.