Originally posted 02 May 2017
Originally Posted 30 May 2017
no, I’m not paying her for sex
Not EVERY idea that crosses my mind is a good idea
both sides of the road are COVERED with police cars
I had a moment of clarity
Boy, you ain’t keeping up with this
Don’t judge. Be jealous.
Honestly, I’ll probably just end up copying and pasting this into my “About Me” section.