Unfinished Business: On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas

My final installment of my twelve days of Christmas. 12- Nothing, because I’m single. 11- 10- 9-Days of Christmas 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- Tickets to theatre 2- Weak arches 1- A needle in the rear end. Advertisements

Unfinished Business: On The First Day Of Christmas

This is going to be a tough one, I’m going to try to come up with twelve Christmas stories (hopefully relating to numbers one through twelve) to tell you in the next coming days. Wish me luck! So, on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a needle in my rear…