Fight or Flight

The taste of human flesh is… Well… How do I put this? Have you ever had meat that was described as “gamey”? You know, kinda salty, kinda something else. I guess that’s the best way to put it, human tastes gamey… With a twist. Almost pork-like, if you will.
Thinking about it now, the saying “most dangerous game” holds true on so many more levels than at first it would appear. I mean, obviously humans are harder to hunt. They fight back and, in most cases, end up hunting you once they get their wits about them. This is why I put the ad in the paper that you saw. I am done. I have been through this too many times. Too many broken bones, bruises, and bloody rags to count. I can’t chase after you guys like I used to, so I have to rely on volunteers. Paid volunteers, don’t worry, I have already transferred the money into your wife’s account. But, you see, now that the physical part of “The Game” has been taken away from me, I have to find other ways to get that same high.
I promise to try to make you as comfortable as possible during this process. Well, aside from the restraints of course. I apologize for those. They are just as much for you as they are for me. When I bite into let’s say your radial artery, or really any part of your femur there is going to be a lot of blood. We can’t have that. There is a good possibility that I will pick up my next meal wherever we land, and in order for me to do that I can’t have you turning my dress into a smock. Oh, where are my manners, would you like a straw for your coffee? There you go, you’re starting to loosen up a bit now. I’m not sure how you’re going to feel about this one, but every once in a while I’ll have someone request a taste. Surprisingly, even for me, the thought of feeding someone to themselves is a bit vomitous, but I get the curiosity. So I oblige, you know, “last meal” and all that. I guess as a kind of thank you I could do that for you if you’re interested. No? Great! More for me. Wow, I really am bouncing all over the place, aren’t I? I just get so excited before a meal, and can’t keep my thoughts in order, and… I apologize. Where was I?
Brass tax: You signed your life away. And with it, you also signed your last 12 hours or so of life away to me. I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll keep you alive for as long as this plane ride lasts. We can go anywhere that you would like. I mean the least that I can do is allow you to decide the state, province, or country in which I belly your remains. Right? Cheers!

The person who I got this picture from elected to remain anonymous, which is fine, but I would still like to show my gratitude. So if you happen to read this, I hope that you enjoyed the story, and thank you again for allowing me to use this photo!

32 Comments Add yours

  1. Remind me never to let you cook for me…

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    1. Come on over for dinner whenever you like!!! Also, I finished/ updated this story

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    2. 1) volume!
      2) start cooking I’m on my way
      3) thanks for letting me know – I’ll read it after work!

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    3. 3~ You’re welcome, let me know if I killed it lol
      1~ Nope
      2~ On it!

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    4. Im sure you killed it!

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    5. Lol I meant killed the story… In a bad way

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    6. I SAID IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

      You made it better Good job!

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    7. We’re going to have to talk about your temper… But thank you!

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    8. hehe *innocent*

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  2. Jad says:

    Love the boots/socks!!
    Human flesh, gamey ugh!!

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    1. Lol the first thing that you notice is her socks? Women

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    2. Jad says:

      Lol…Yeah!! Her socks are freaking awesome!!

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    3. Haha ok ok, they do look good on her

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  3. *describe.
    Also the girl is beautiful. I wish I was in her place,watching that view!!

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    1. She really is

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  4. How can you accurately describes human meat unless…

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    1. Lol how could you know that I accurately described it unless…

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    2. Ahh you turned the tables on me I see..
      😛

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    3. Maybe we both tried at the same time, same place and we did not see each other… right…?

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    4. LOL Google? Great restaurant… Next time you’re there we should try to get a table together

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    5. Yes definitely!! We could share our secrets on how “accurate” it is 🙂

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    6. Haha yea… I will say though that writing fiction has turned my search history into a very scary sight

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    7. Ohh just clear search history 😛
      Mine just keeps showing me about the on going cruise tours that I can’t really go on right now. It tempts with beautiful pictures!! 😦

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    8. Lol that would be nice… I type “how” and get “how much pain can a human withstand”… It’s bad lol

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    9. Omg that is bad!!

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    10. Haha I might be embellishing a bit there, but you get my point

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    11. Haha, I do 🙂

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