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So… Contrary to what you might read in my blog, I suck at writing about myself. Actually, no, it’s not so contrary. The posts within this blog kinda suck too. Ok, I guess this is the part where I give you a bit of background about myself… Nope.

I did that in a post a while back called About Who, go check it out. Hmm, now what? Oh, I’ve seen people post their contact info in here, so I guess I should go ahead and do that… Nope.

I’ve posted that before too, go here to check that one out. Are you getting annoyed yet? Did I someway somehow give you the impression that I care? I don’t. Where was I? I guess that I could (at the very least) give you a brief overview of what my blog is about… You guessed it, Nope!

Go read it you lazy do-nothing! It’s full of stuff about things written by yours truly in an attempt to give readers words to look at and process. Crap, I fear that I might have just said too much.

Until next time, you should know that I end all of my posts (aside from my “works” of fiction) with a random and often nonsensical sign off that I start wit (autocorrect let this one slide, so why are you worried about it? Huh? Sometimes I type “wit” instead of “with”, sometimes “th” instead of “the”. Get over it ya grammar nazi… I guess that would make you a spelling Nazi, not a grammar Nazi. But spelling does kinda fall under grammar. Oh whatever, I don’t know, you’re still a Nazi. Or Isis, yea, Isis it is. Get out of here Isis, take your blog judgement with you….. This sidebar ended up being WAY longer than intended, and now you’ll probably have to scroll back up and reread this paragraph while skipping over this sidenote just to understand the sentence that I injected this into. I feel kinda bad about this, but I also feel like at this point it would be weird for me to apologize, so take that Isis!) “until next time”.

P.S. Yea, I lied. Pretty much all of my nonfiction post actually end with a post statement… And/or post statement statement… And/or a post post statement. Here I usually give some insight into the significance (of lack there of) of the post’s featured picture. However, (as you can tell) I’m in rare form right now, so I’m not telling! I mean, c’mon. It’s a guy and a baby. Take a wild guess… Good day.