What? This whole thing is my “Blog”… Why do my blogs show up on my home screen and not here? What is this? Why is this here!? AAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA… MMMWWAHAHAHA… Welcome to my blog about -insert ominous name for thing that most people are afraid of- you fool!
I don’t know… Go to my home screen; read some of that stuff; press the like button a couple times; share my blog; follow me; comment on my exceptional use of the semicolon; offer me money; threaten my life; ya know, the usual.