Captain’s Log T-Won Tea Too

You know who I’d really like to hear from right about now? The cast of Parks and Rec, in character. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that these are our options or the fact that some people are genuinely excited about these options. And finally, after a little more than a month of being MIA the post-workout abs popped in to say hello today. Has anyone gone back and tried to decipher the language that those bots made up? So, I’ve found a couple local BJJ gyms but I have no idea how to tell a good gym from a bad one, this is going to be fun!

It’s been a while since I’ve gotten my ass kicked, this is going to be pretty humbling. I don’t even drink and I still ended up paying for the booze!? I have to go on social media in order to see a picture of her. What kind of crap is that? Speaking of social media, I just reposted something from a couple of people who are “Instagram famous”, and they all liked/commented on my post. I’m kind of a big deal, obviously.

I’m losing it. So nice of them to give me one week’s notice to let my job know that I have to take off two additional weeks, on top of the four that I already requested. I’m not necessarily ‘letting go’, but I will no longer be the only one who’s holding on. And I just realized that we haven’t talked in 4 days. Went to the beach, felt more comfortable in my own skin than I have in a LONG time, and there was no one there to appreciate it. Just took the quickest poo I have ever taken.

So fast that it was still worth talking about weeks later. I loathe group projects. So, homophobia is still a thing, interesting. It’s so good to be home! I definitely should have checked in here more while I was away. Yep, she’s definitely not wearing deodorant.

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Until next time, go somewhere.

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