Unicorn

“Thank you for offering to give me a ride. The agency was supposed to have someone waiting for me, but I guess that fell through. I mean, I know that we are going to your home town but still, not everyone is so kind. And you know the Wilfrid Laurier Apartments? You don’t happen to know a man named James who lives there do ya?

Rumor has it, as rumor often does, that the location of James’s apartment was once the unicorn hatchery. Yea, I know. It sounds, um, let’s call it “far fetched”. According to “legend”, flocks of horned horses would go there, every fall to lay their eggs. Eggs! Freaking eggs man. I’m sorry, you just don’t seem to be as put off by this story as I was when I first heard it. Hell, I’m still trying to wrap my head around it. Oh, I forgot, male unicorns come to lay the eggs. Yea. Similar to seahorses I guess, the female transfers her eggs to the man. During intercourse the eggs travel up his urethra and collect in his scrotum where he fertilizes and transports them to this location where they are laid and later hatched.

I understand that you are driving but c’mon, how is your jaw not on the floor yet!? Apparently, after they built the Wilfrid Laurier complex the unicorns continued to migrate here and would just set up shop on the roof. Anyhoo, we got a call from someone who knows someone who is related to someone who blah blah blah, somehow james’ disappearance has been linked to this story. So they called in the calvary…

The calvary sent me. This should honestly only take one night. I’m going to stakeout the roof of the apartment, where there have been “sightings”, and report back in the morning. Sssooo… Would you mind waiting for me down here? You never know, some old lady might see me on the roof and have a fit. It’s just always best to have an escape plan, ya know? You can keep the meter running,
You’ve been awfully quiet. I’m sorry for blabbing. It’s just, I’m the new guy, and this is what they give me for my first assignment. And… Did you hear that?”

“You… You aren’t going to hurt them when you see them… Are you?”

“Nnno, we don’t do that. If I happen to come across anything out of the ordinary tonight I’ll just….. “When?””

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