Captains Log Sleven Teen

Does Flint have water yet? So, she’s commented (many times over) that I bring a date to her wedding and then sent me an invite for just myself. Hmm. At this point my bedroom floor is covered in clothes that are not quite dirty enough for the hamper but not clean enough for the shelf. I have a problem. Reading this over, I fear that I might be the only person in the world who does this.

This problem is bigger than I thought. Registration is already open for the Phillies 5k!? And the Cupid’s Undie Run? Looks like the 2020 race schedule is going to get started a little early. I wonder how much the Antarctic marathon/half is now. I really need to write that into my bucket list and make it official.

Kissed a girl, and she didn’t like it. I don’t want to sound cocky or anything, but this is definitely a first. If plants can identify and respond to faces I wonder if the plant in my bathroom can identify my naked body, and if dieing is just the plants way of trying to tell me something. I’ve gotta stop doing bucket list things with girlfriends, it’s starting to become a thing. And I still miss her, this has got to stop. Noodle has his first bully…

Well, “bully” might be a strong word. I think it would have to be a little more insulting and persistent. Still, kids suck. Am I too old to fight a teenager? I mean, I’m joking, but seriously. I just rubbed aftershave into my eye, so I guess you could say that I’m off to a good start today.

Just woke up to a cat spilling a cup of water onto my clothes… Fun times. A woman just tried to hit on me by saying “I like your color”… And honestly, I’m not sure how to feel about it. I just redownloaded the WordPress app, things look a little different. Like, they might have made a few improvements.

We’ll see how this goes. Well it looks like I WILL be attending the Ball this year, in the ceremony. Yippee. And I just dropped $180 on medals. Couldn’t get Yogi off of my mind, spent yesterday really thinking about what I wanted, slept on it, dreamt of her, decided that I need to give it another try, and today I saw her with another guy… I am NOT ok.

At some point I need to come up with some sort of introduction to tag onto these Logs. Like, if you haven’t been following along from the beginning I feel like all of this just reads as random nonsense. Which, if I am being completely honest, it is. However, it’s purposeful nonsense. I mean, I probably should try to explain what’s going on here… Screw it, that’s something for Future Alphonso to figure out.

And my phone decided to send random texts last night. One of which being to my ex, who’s in a new relationship, did I mention that I’m not ok? Oh boy, she just sent me a screenshot of my random text, which displayed a phone number where my name and contact photo used to be… Whoosah… Just stalked Facebook, the relationship became Facebook official FIVE DAYS after we talked. I’m done.

Two people made a comment to me about my blog today. Two people, who I know in real life, talked to me about it, face to face. And they had two very different comments. One commended me on being able/willing to share my most embarrassing moments, and the other commented about how funny some of the posts are. Honestly, the fact that I could get such different reviews from people who see this is the biggest compliment of all. I should buy Scrabble.

Not to play, but for my blog. Whenever I can’t find a picture to go with a post I can just use the Scrabble pieces to spell something, take a picture of that, and voila! I hope that she’s happy, and if so I’m glad that she found her guy. I honestly didn’t have strong feelings about how my wedding should go until I discovered that “run thru wedding” was a thing! Google it. If you’re down hit me up, because I’m sure it’s going to be a REALLY hard sell for whoever I end up marrying.

I wouldn’t call myself a “Grammar Nazi”, I’m more of a Grammar Rights Activist. Is “gay” still an insult in 2019? I mean, I can see questioning someone’s sexuality, but actually using the word “gay” in a negative way? We’re still doing this!? I just had a woman pee behind my house and then try to flirt with me seconds later… That just happened.

I love when I get BCC’d on an “as per my last email” email. Accidentally posted this log this morning and didn’t realize it until 19 hours later. Whoops. Gotta love it when I schedule unfinished posts! Is it weird that I just made plans to go clothes shopping with my mom? Is it weird that we’re going thrift shopping to help me make a costume?

This relationship is going, well, I’m not sure how to describe it. Not well. This holiday season is going to be an interesting one. I am WAY too excited about this fun run. I guess since this already posted and a couple of you already saw it (coupled with the fact that I don’t actually have a post for today) makes this the perfect post for today. It might be my shortest log to date, but hopefully you’ll still get something out of it. People who keep snot rags in their pockets scare me. Have you ever peed so hard that you went numb and couldn’t feel wether you were still going or not towards the end? Yeah, that just happened.

Is it really THAT weird when someone turns down alcohol? Like, why do I have to drink in order for you to have a good time? I really hate being late, and LOATHE it when someone else makes me late. Why do we even try to plan stuff if you’re going to habitually either be late yourself or somehow make both of us late? Damn, she actually does clean up pretty well. Too bad we’re just friends.

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Until next time, Log it.

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