Speaking of teens, Noodle is sick. It really doesn’t matter how significant the cold is, as a parent you ALWAYS feel completely helpless when your kid isn’t feeling well. It’s no bueno. Guys, please stop tucking your pants into your boots, you’re making us all look bad. Just realized that this Friday’s workout is the stadium. I need to start hydrating.
Well, another one of my friends just got engaged. It’s 8am, and someone at the train station just pulled a bottle of whiskey out of his bag like it was nothing. Just did the math, I’m 33, not 34… I just got used to saying that I’m 34. How did this happen!? I’m like 90% sure that I’ve just spent the last 4 hours at work with my fly down.
I need to take a trip. I
love hate how literally none of the women that I’ve connected with online have lived close to me. I don’t understand this random “I miss you, text me sometime”, followed by being too busy to talk. What is that? So, she flirts openly with other guys, compliments their pictures, exchanges nudes with them, and doesn’t understand how I could miss the fact that she’s genuinely interested in me? When you’re using a public bathroom and the cleaners come in should you announce yourself, hope they figure it out, or wait for them to knock on your stall and respond with the first thing that comes to mind?
I did the last one… “Come in”… They didn’t come in. And my dad just popped into another one of my dreams, I didn’t know it was a dream at first. Just watched two men share chapstick. I’m going to assume that they’re in a relationship, which would make this normal, even though they appear to be friends, which would make this WEIRD.
Just realized that Valentine’s Day is less than a month away, oh joy! I really wish that I looked as good pre-workout as I do post-workout. So… Just found out that another one of my Marine brothers took his own life last night. He was kind of a big deal. I don’t even know what to say.
I think I’ve found a keeper! And of course, she’s not local. I’m planning a trip and it just hit me, at some point I’m going to have to go to the bathroom. Have I ever mentioned that I have a terrible fear of clogging a woman’s toilet? Well, I do. Just got snapped at by a buddy at work who was throwing a temper tantrum, over the Superbowl.
Not that it would have stopped me, but it would have been nice to know that I was meeting her kids (and sister… And possibly her brother) on this trip before I bought my tickets. Hopefully I can get caught up with these older posts before this one comes out. Seriously, I don’t know what I did. Turned down a booty call because I’m in a relationship, and she got married less than two weeks later? What is this crap!?
Just had another friend hit on me, after I finished telling my girl that she had nothing to worry about. Seriously, what is going on here? Where were you women when I was single, and where did your respect for relationships go!? I just got into the Broad Street Run! And Al is also doing the race? But what are the chances that she actually does the race, or that we happen to see each other in that huge crowd of people?
Just went rock climbing, ripped a pretty big chunk out of my hand, totally worth it. I really suck at finishing series of posts, hopefully this A-W thing in April will go a little better.
Until next time, love.
P.S. The biggest smile and warmest personality in this group is owned by the one person who isn’t smiling in this picture. For as long as I’ve known him and as many memories as we’ve shared it’s odd that after his passing, when I went to look for a picture of us together, this is the only one that I could find. If only I knew then what I know now. I miss you buddy.